I sat down at a table where someone had left his copy of The California Aggie, the campus newspaper, and saw this headline on the front page:
Electronic stapler installed in MU computer lab
Since there was actually some real news (vandalization of a building on campus), the installation of the stapler didn’t make lead story, but instead, was relegated to the 2nd-runner-up position right underneath the lead story.
Normally, I don’t even bother to pick up the Aggie. And now you know why.
